Archive for the ‘Horsey Jokes’ Category

Horse sense of Humor


2010
12.08

Be Wary of the Horse

With a sense of Humor!

–unknown

Horsey Joke


2010
11.28

Question:   What animal has more hands than feet?

Answer:  Horses!

A polite horse


2010
10.24

My horse is very polite,
whenever we come to a jump,
he stops and lets me go first!

unknown

He Knows!


2010
07.15

He usually knows when you’re happy,
He usually knows when you’re sad,
But he always knows when you have carrots.

Author unknown

HORSE SENSE


2010
06.01

Horse sense is the thing a horse has

that keeps him from betting on people.

—W.C. Fields