Ropin’ off Rio, by Ashley R. Havey
Friday, January 4th, 2008Rio’s a horse, ornery as can be
Once he ran me into a tree
He’s gentle, obedient, and kind
No wait, I’m out of my mind
Because nice, polite, and sweet
Is a part of him that I’ll never meet.
He doesn’t amount to much
But he come through in the clutch
I bought him for not much money, of course
Although for a couple hundred dollars, he’s not a bad roping horse
Along with my dog named Black Bart
We have a team no cow could outsmart
Morning comes, the day is gonna be hot
This will be a good day, or so I thought
I climb on Rio and he bolts like a shot
He goes one way and I hit the dirt
Dang it! I got manure on my favorite shirt
Nothing will get through his hard head
But I was furious and so I said,
Pull one more stunt like that you retched toad
And you will be down the road.
There’s a few cows we gotta find
Alright, let’s try this one more time
That’s over a hundred cattle that we have to brand
Both of you do your jobs and you won’t get canned
Bart get that calf over there
Or over here I don’t care
Yes, as mule stubborn as my team my be
Together we make one heck of a trio,
And I just love ropin’ off Rio.






