In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses.
The substance, called “amo-bacter equuii”, has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:
RELUCTANCE TO COOK
RELUCTANCE TO PERFORM HOUSEWORK
RELUCTANCE TO WEAR ANYTHING BUT BOOTS
RELUCTANCE TO WORK EXCEPT IN SUPPORT OF A HORSE
PHYSICAL CRAVING FOR CONTACT WITH HORSES
(MAY BE AN ADDICTION)
Beware. If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance…be prepared to talk about horses for hours on end.
End of Public Service Announcement.
Posted by Diana.
